The Great Country of Texas!
“We’re fed up in Texas, fed up in America!”
That’s how Governor Rick Perry began his day on Wednesday, during all the Austin area Tea Parties. Gov. Perry certainly rallied the Republican base on Wednesday, so much so that when someone in the crowd yelled “Secede!” The governor didn’t seem to mind.
Just minutes later on Wednesday, when questioned by a reporter, Perry replied: “We got a great Union, there’s absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But, if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, who knows what may come out of that.”
Those words reverberated around Austin, and in less than 24 hours, it sent shockwaves across the Country. Locally, Democratic legislators pounced.
“That kind of language at this time, brings up images of an era that isn’t where we want to go,” remarked State Sen. Rodney Ellis. “The Governor of a Southern state, it just brings up an era we’d like to leave behind us.”
Houston area Representative Carol Alvarado called the idea of succession “crazy,” and says the governor was simply playing politics.
“We always like to say that Texas is God’s country,” she said. “But, we’re happy to be part of the United States, and this is strictly political pandering.”
Republicans, as you might expect, had a different reaction. Freshman Representative Allen Fletcher says what Perry meant to say is that he just wanted the rest of the country to be more like Texas.”
“If the people of the United States were more like us, they might be doing a little better,” remarked Fletcher, a fan of Perry. “We’re setting an example for the rest of the country.”
That brings us back to Perry. On Thursday, after signing his first bill, Perry was pummeled with secession questions. Fortunately for Texans, he reaffirmed his love for the country as a whole.
“Texas is part of a great Union and I see no reason for that to change.”
You’ll notice the Governor didn’t exactly back down from his initial statements, however, it’s nice to know we won’t have to get new Texas passports soon just to visit relatives in other states.



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